I decided to go and see this at the cinema tonight.
A railway carriage is bombed, apparently by terrorists. Some of the people in the carriage die but four survive, one of them being Emily Delahunty (Maggie Smith), a British writer. Emily decides to invite all four survivors: an old British general (Ronnie Barker), a young German political reporter (Benno Fürmann) and a small American girl, Aimee (Emily Clarke) to her lovely home in the Umbrian countryside to recover. Emily spends most of her time drinking and doing nothing. Her childless professor uncle Tom Riversmith (Chris Cooper) is notified and he turns up. He's no-nonsense and dislikes her rather carefree, drink-filled lifestyle. She tries to get him into bed and he shatters her dreams.
That's about it. It's all very well mannered but the film achieves nothing. Nothing happens. The film essentially achieves nothing instead of loads of lovely shots of the Umbrian countryside. It would probably be better on a Sunday afternoon in front of the TV as it certainly isn't suited to the cinema. My House in Umbria is made up of scenery porn and little else.
My House in Umbria has some wonderful scenery but sod all else.